If I Only Had a Job





If I Only Had a Job










IF I ONLY HAD A JOB

- Based on Harold Arlen's song; "If I Only Had A Brain",
from the movie "The Wizard Of Oz".

I would work hard every minute
Put all my effort in it,
… I’d work just like a dog.

With my head, I'd be thinkin’
Be as honest as Abe Lincoln
If I only had a job!

I'd unravel ev'ry problem
For anyone who’s got ‘em
The humble or the snob.

I would be there plenty early
Never gripe and never surly,
If I only had a job!

Oh, I could tell you why
The company means more,
I could work at things I’ve never done before
Then take a break… and work some more.

I would not be just a staffer
Behind my boss a laugher
A slacker and a slob.
I would not be a doubter
No more be a down-and-outer
If I only had a job!

- New Lyrics by the Wizard of Jobs, Himself!








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